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Moderately Important Fables, the newest book from Ryan Shattuck

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A picture of my niece & nephew, watching the Kickstarter video I posted yesterday.

It took awhile, but I’ve finally found my demographic.

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"The Honey Badger Who Overstayed His Welcome"

REMINDER: There are only 6 days left to donate to Moderately Important Fables on Kickstarter. Every dollar brings us closer to world peace.