June 2012
6 posts
So What Happens Next? →
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This will answer all of your questions about the future of Moderately Important Fables.
Ladies and gentlemen, "Moderately Important Fables" is dead.
1 Hour Remaining! →
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Friends, there is only 1 HOUR LEFT to donate to Moderately Important Fables on Kickstarter, before I take it to the pound and put it out of its misery.
3 Hours Remaining! →
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There are only 3 HOURS left to donate to my book, Moderately Important Fables, on Kickstarter, and then I’ll finally shut up about this. Promise.
5 Hours Remaining! →
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There are only 5 HOURS left to donate to my book, Moderately Important Fables,on Kickstarter. 83 other supports probably can’t be wrong.
May 2012
38 posts
Chapter 11
“The Honey Badger Who Overstayed His Welcome”
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REMINDER: There are only 6 days left to donate to Moderately Important Fables on Kickstarter. Every dollar brings us closer to world peace.
Rejected Fable Morals
“Alligators make terrible babysitters.”
Chapter 10
“The Penguin Who Was Kind of a Prick”
Rejected Fable Morals
“If you see an octopus pass by you in a crowd of people, you’ve already been pickpocketed.”
A Year-Long Fundgiving Marathon →
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Here’s another flattering review of the Kickstarter campaign for Moderately Important Fables.
Moderately Important Fables is a refreshed take on the classic fable form. With stories like “The Penguin Who Was Kind of a Prick”, and “The Dust Mite Who Regretted Getting a Tattoo”, author Ryan Shattuck is bringing meaningful morals to an age that might not pay attention to jays and peacocks.
Okay. You drew me in with your promises of tales of animals in compromising situations. Where will I be able to buy this book?
Hurray! Moderately Important Fables isn’t coming out until August, but I’m raising money on Kickstarter to publish the book. Simply visit Moderately Important Fables on Kickstarter, and feel free to donate a few dollars. Anyone who donates at least $25 will receive a free copy of the book.
Chapter 9
“The Dust Mite Who Regretted Getting a Tattoo”
Rejected Fable Morals
“Never invite a Jewish porcupine to a water balloon fight.”
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Chapter 8
“The Hippopotamus Who Thought He Could Pull Off Skinny Jeans”
