“The Honey Badger Who Overstayed His Welcome”
“Alligators make terrible babysitters.”
“The Penguin Who Was Kind of a Prick”
“If you see an octopus pass by you in a crowd of people, you’ve already been pickpocketed.”
Hurray! Moderately Important Fables isn’t coming out until August, but I’m raising money on Kickstarter to publish the book. Simply visit Moderately Important Fables on Kickstarter, and feel free to donate a few dollars. Anyone who donates at least $25 will receive a free copy of the book.
“The Dust Mite Who Regretted Getting a Tattoo”
“Never invite a Jewish porcupine to a water balloon fight.”
“The Hippopotamus Who Thought He Could Pull Off Skinny Jeans”