Greetings, Online Traveler!
Moderately Important Fables, the newest book from Ryan Shattuck
Coming soon to a fable retailer near you.
Friends, there is only 1 HOUR LEFT to donate to Moderately Important Fables on Kickstarter, before I take it to the pound and put it out of its misery.
There are only 3 HOURS left to donate to my book, Moderately Important Fables, on Kickstarter, and then I’ll finally shut up about this. Promise.
There are only 5 HOURS left to donate to my book, Moderately Important Fables,on Kickstarter. 83 other supports probably can’t be wrong.
A picture of my niece & nephew, watching the Kickstarter video I posted yesterday.
It took awhile, but I’ve finally found my demographic.
BREAKING NEWS: The President of Kickstarter just emailed me to say he’s endorsed my book, Moderately Important Fables!
“The Honey Badger Who Overstayed His Welcome”
REMINDER: There are only 6 days left to donate to Moderately Important Fables on Kickstarter. Every dollar brings us closer to world peace.
“Alligators make terrible babysitters.”
“The Penguin Who Was Kind of a Prick”
There are only 10 days remaining until the end of the Kickstarter campaign for Moderately Important Fables. I don’t know about you, but the anticipation is killing me! This is worse than that time that we had to wait all summer to find out who shot J.R. on Dallas.
(Spoiler: It was Maggie Simpson.)
I’ve received a lot of questions about Moderately Important Fables during the past few weeks, so I’ve decided to answer every single one of them with the attached video. Please enjoy.
(Spoiler: I’m not wearing pants in the video.)
